* Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
* 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
* 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
* 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
* Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
* Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
* 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
* 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
* Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
* 1000 aches = 1 megahertz * Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
* Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
* Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = bananosecond
* A Half-Bath = 1 demijohn * 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 365.25 days = 1 unicycle * 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
* 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
* 1 million billion piccolos = 1 gigolo
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogs
* 5 dialogs = 1 decalog
* 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 100 rations = 1 C-ration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox